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writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

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now available in color :P

now available in color :P

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sunshinychick:

ok so i think i finally found a category where tumblr is better than pinterest and that’s food

on pinterest if you search recipes they’re like “try a skinny mom pop! put 3 strawberries on a stick and add a little drizzle of white chocolate! way tasty and way healthier than most dessert options out there!”

tumblr food tag is like “put 15 snickers bars in a bigger fucking snickers bar you beautiful disaster”

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diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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Throw a fandom in my ask and I’ll tell you:

awyeahmona:

jesterspectre:

onceuponawincest:

  • My canon OTP
  • OTP that hasn’t happened but I SHIP IT
  • Most badass character
  • Pairing I am not a fan of
  • Character I’d wanna be best friends with
  • Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another)
  • Favourite friendship
  • Character I want to adopt or be adopted by
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thedoctorsconsultinghunter:

songofthestarwhale:

tennants-hair:

levicorp:

cannibalstarling:

kardigone:


Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

*whispers* bonjour

*high pitched screaming*

[POLICE SIRENS WAILING IN THE DISTANCE]

*seductive whisper* omlette du fromage

*ohio catches on fire*

thedoctorsconsultinghunter:

songofthestarwhale:

tennants-hair:

levicorp:

cannibalstarling:

kardigone:

Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

*whispers* bonjour

*high pitched screaming*

[POLICE SIRENS WAILING IN THE DISTANCE]

*seductive whisper* omlette du fromage

*ohio catches on fire*

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nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

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Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

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I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

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